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Pota;Daadi Aap kaun kaun se Mulk Ghumi hai?

Dadi;Beta Pakistan,
Hindustan aur Afganistan,

Pota;Ab kaunsa Ghumogi?

Pichhe se Dada bola-Qabristan.

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Wife: Main aapki yaad mein 15 din mein aadhi ho gai. Lene kab aaoge? Husband: Bus 15 din aur ruk jao.

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----------------------------------------------- kuch nhi h g, bus pyar ho gya. humare mobile ko, aapke mobile se, isliye "LINE" maar rha hai.

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To,
The SMS Police Station.
...
Respected Sir,
As my friend is not sending SMS to me,
I kindly requst you to take action
immediately & encounter his dabba mobile




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Sardar ne 1machis ki tili jalai
nai jli
2 jlai
nai jli
3 jlai
wo jal gai
to sardar ne jaldi se bujha di
or bola
ye kaam ki hai rakh leta hu.

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Santa cals wife-
me ghar nhi aa skta,
car ka stering,
gear sab chori ho gya
Aftr 5 min cals agan-
aa rha hu,
glti se pichli seat pe baith gya tha. Misng u

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TEACHER- oxygen ki khoj 1858 me hui thi.
SARDAR- thank god mera janam usse pehle nahi hua varna main to ghut-ghut ke mar jata.

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Smbody wnts 2 kiss u,
Close ur eyes Ummmha,
K-satisfied

Now open ur eyes
;????;
x( @..@)?
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Bandar apki pappi le gaya...!
OYE

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Shama jali to parwane Bane.

Sharab bani to maikhane Bane.

E Dost apni birth date to batao.

pata to chale kis din Pagal khane Bane.

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ye ZINDAGI h
1JANJAL..

yaha Chalta H Paise Ka KAMAAL..

Aap Bhi KANGAL.
Main Bhi KANGAL.


to Aao KHELE...



MISS Call...
MISS Call...


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Santa ko 1blank msg aaya
phir santa ne usi number ko phone kar k bola-bhaisahab apko malum nhi hoga par apke mobile ki ink khatm ho gayi hai

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Bacha : Papa mujhe baaja dilao, PAPA : Nahe tum sabko tang karo ge. Bacha : Nahe papa kasam se jab sab so jayenge tab mein bajaoonga.......

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1LADKI THI DIWANI SI, MOBIL LEKAR GUMTI THI, NAJRE ZUKAKE SARMAKE MOBIL ME KUCH KRTI THI, JB B MILTI THI, MUJSE PUCHTI THI
YE LOCK KESE KHULTA

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Recipee
1.Ek katora lo

2.Usme kuch angur lo

3.Ab 1 angur mu me dalo
4.Ab aaina dekho
5.Dish taiyar
Dish ka naam:
"LANGUR K MUH
ME ANGUR"

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1 Makhi 1 Ganjay K Sar Pe Jaa Bethi
Dusri Makhi Ne Kaha? Waah!Kya Ghar Mila He Tujhe
Pehli Makhi Boli: Nahi,Abhi To Sirf Plot Kharida He.

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1 kutta roz 1 ladki ko milne jata hai

1 kutta roz 1 ladki ko milne jata hai

aab tum hi batao

"YHE RISHTA KYA KEH LATA HAI"


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2015 me Paper Aise Hoge
Q1-INDIA Me Bijli Kis Shehar Me Pai Jati He
Q2-Cheeni Ka Taste Kaisa Hota He
Q3-Petrol Kin Cheezo Me istamal Hota He

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Dil Or Duniya Me Srf Itna Frq He
K
Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte He
Or
Is
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"-._dil_.-" Me SIRF






Aap




Ki
"BHABHI" Rehti He.

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Insan Ko Zindagi Me Koi Bhi Problem Ho to Kiske Paas Jana Chahiye?
Ans: Farmer k pass!
Bt Why ???
Bcoz Uske Paas "HAL" Hota Hai!
WAT N IDEA SIR JEE.

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Teacher teaching algebra to student A=B=C it means A=C
Sir asked to give eg for it,
Student: Sir I love u, U love your daughte, It means I love ur daughter..

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Salesman - Which Soap U Use?
Santa- BABA'S Soap, BABA'S Paste, BABA'S Brush.
Salesman -Is BABA'S A INTRNATIONAL Company?
Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.


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A sleeping lion
is stronger
than a
barking dog
so a
sleeping
student
is better
thn a
barking teacher..
By-
Last benchs association...
let them BARK DNT CARE n sleep wel..

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Q: Which is d longest toilet in d world..
.
.
.
.
.

" INDIAN RAILWAY TRACK", u can use it from Kanyakumari 2 Kashmir.
AISI AZADI AU

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A student atached Rs.100/-to his Test paper & wrote
"Rs.1/-for1 mark."
Chckr ws a Srdar.
He sent him Rs.81/-back& wrote,
"U got 19marks,Keep d change!"

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Santa apni wife se,

Daag to chala jaega kameez se,

Wah wah

Daag to chala jaega kameez se,

Wah Wah

Agr tum kapre dho Tameez Se

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Teacher to electronics student-
NAADE ko english me kya kehte hain?
Student-P.H.D.
Teacher-kya matlab?
Student-Pjama holding device.

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Man went 2 NARAK,He saw GandhiJi Dancing with Mallika.
Man askd Yamraj:Gandhi ki saza itni mazedar kyo
Yam:abe saale Saza Mallika k milli he


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Besharmo tumhe jaan k khushi hogi ki aaj humare pados me shadi he,
aa kar paise loot lo or recharge kara ke msg bhejo jaldi karo barat aane wali hai

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Sapne Ki Tarah Tujhe Saja K Rakhu,
Sabki Nazro Se Chupake Rakhu,
Meri Taqdir Mere Saath Nahi,
Warna
Tujhe Apne Samne"Murga"Banake Rakhu.
Ha...Ha...!

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Teacher- tum bade hoker kya karoge?
Boy-shaadi,
Teacher- nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?
Boy-Dulha,
Teacher- oho, i mean bade hoker kya hasil karoge?
Boy-Dulhan

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Mafinama....
Agar mere msg se aap pareshan ho aur gussa bhi aata ho to aap
1 juta
1 chappal
aur
1 danda leker
.
.
.
apne sir par marlo kyuki hum nhi sudhrenge.

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Ram lila se Hanuman tha farar,
Roll k liye fit kiya 1 sardar,
sardar tha bahut hi kamaal,
ped se chalang mar k bola,
Jo bole so nihaal
Sita DARLING sasriyakal!

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Government School K Bachche Kisi Ko Ghaseet Ke School Le Ja Rahe The..
Buzurg: Isko Chhor Do Ye Khud School Aayega!
BOYS: Ye Student Nahi, School Ka Mastar H..

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Ek bus stop per...
Boy-mujhse shadi karogi?
Girl-kya??
Boy-achi film hai na.
Girl-kutte k bacche.
Boy-what??
Girl-kitne cute hote hai na...

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Autowala: Sahab 30Rs hua.
Santa: Ye le 15RS.
Autowala:Ye to beyimani h,
Santa: Abe beyimani kesi, tu b to baith ke aya h adha tu de


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