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Everything happens for a purpose.
Our friendship was not an accident..
God wanted me to get the best..
But, unfortunately U got the best!

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Santa:tumne apni biwi ko talaq kyun de diya?
Banta:character ki sahi nahi thi,
shadi mujhse ki aur baccha bhagwan se mang rahi thi...

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Dil chahta hai ki is dunia me jo sabse khubsurat he
use jaan se maar du..





Par kya karu





Khud-khushi Karna paap hE

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Mareez- Heart badlne k baad muje Dance or Paisa achha lgne lga he, kya me jawan ho gya hoon.?


Dr: Nhi tume jo Dil lgya he wo Hijde ka he!!

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Prof: Wat Is An "Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder"?
Stdnt:Jumbaa Lakaadi Baamba Limba
Prof: Sorry,I Didnt Get U?
Student: Same Here :

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Ye Dekho GHAR




Or ye rha SANSAR




Najr Aya?
Nhi

Tb to apko pyr ho gya,Qki Ghr bAR najr ni ata,Snsar najr ni ata jb pyr hota hai
vicky


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Husband:Mai tumhari roz ki farmaishon se tang aakar,khudkhushi kar raha hu! Wife:achha 1 white sari to dila do 13vee pe kya pahungi?

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Bura Waqt Aala Re,
India Ban Gya Pakistan Ka Sala Re
Ab Tum B Badla Lekr Kuch Kr K Dikhao
Saniya Se B Sunder Pakistani Ko Patao

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JitNA MARzi dhond lo, per MERe jesa DOST kahin nahi miLEGa..

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Mere kamre me udte hain badal,

wah wah


Mere kamre me udte he badal,
wah wah










Main likhta hun kuch b AUR Padhte hain pagal.

ab bolo wah wah.

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Jab koi baat
bigar jaye,
Jab koi mushkil
Pad jaaye


To
To



To
To

( '-' ) Mai kya
<) (> karoo?
L L


Harkate hi tumari aisi hai. Kab sudhroge yaar.

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best shayri:
Agar bimar ho toh dhundho koi chemist...

Wah wah...

Agar bimar ho toh dhundho koi chemist...

My Name Is Khan & I'm nt a terrorist.


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Going to sleep?

()"""() WAIT..
( 'o' ) dont sleep
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let me pray



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( ,(")),

DeaR GoD, plz make my
friend
fall from bed tonight..
.....Gud Night.....

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1000 pages ki book ko kitne din me padha ja sakta h?

WRITER-6 month

DOCTOR-2 month

LAWYER-1 month

STUDENT-phle ye btao xam kb h?Raat raat me nipta denge!!

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Sita: bhook lagi hai.
Ram- ruko me papita tod kar lata hu
itne me rawan sita ko utha kar le gaya.
Ram- site site..
Lakshman- aur khila le papite.

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Santa School me hans raha tha..
1 ladka bola- Chupp ho jao...
Santa:- Tum kon ho?
Ladka:-Main MONITOR hun..!
Santa:- Achha, main C.P.U hu..

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Santa found a cigaret in daughter's room
"O God! She smokes?"
then found wine,
"O God! She drinks?"
Den saw a boy
"Thank God!Ye sab is munde ka hai".


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ice-cream 4 u










zayada mat muskurao








Agar himmat hai to kha ke dikhao..

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Santa Ghode Par Baithkar"Red Light" Jump Kr Gya
Trafic Hawaldar Siti Bajata Hua Piche Bhaga.
Santa Ghode Ki Punch Uthakar Bola -"Le Kr Le Number Note"...

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COMPUTER teacher:-what r 3 letest version of java?
student. :- marjava, mitjava, lutjava.
ishq me dil kya.....jaan bhi naam tere karjava.!
o java java.

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Chandigadh
airport
par
mumbai
ki
flight
no. 9
k
plane
ki
seat
no. 56
par
bethe
passenger
k
sath
khadi
air hostes
k
boy frnd
k
ghar
k
bed room
k
attach
bathroom
k
right
side
wali
window
k
sath
wali
gali
k
pehle
mode
par
school
ki
class
7th
k
teacher
k
table
k
saamne
wali
row
k
7th
bench
k
sath
wali
bench
par
bethe
hue
student
k
bag
me
padi
hui
hindi
ki
book
k
page
no. 66
ki
line
no. 6
me
likha
tha
k
kisi
ko
itna
pareshan
karna
buri Baat
hai

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Twins Apne Kamre Me Bethe The 1Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha
2nd Udas Kone Me betha Tha
Bap:Tum itna Q Hans Rahe Ho? Beta:Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko nehla diya..!

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Santa :dr sahab i am sufrng from loose motion.
dr : kitne patli aati hai.
santa : samaj lo aap usse garare kar sakte ho

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Santa-Yaar lag rha hai mujhe bird flue ho gya hai.

Banta -Tujhe kaise pata?

Santa-Yaar mera kal se udne ko man kar raha hai.

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DOCTOR PAGAL Se: "TUM Pagal Q Hue"?
PAGAL: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki,
Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki
Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai
Un k Ghar Beti hui To wo Meri Behn Hui
Magar Mai Uski Nani ka Pati tha is Liye wo Meri Nawasi bhi Hui.
Isi Tarha Mera Beta Apni Dadi ka Bhai ban Gaya or Mai Apne Bete ka Bhanja aur Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya aur Mera Beta Apne Dada ka Sala ban Gaya aur
Dr: Abey Chup kar Sale Kya Mujhe bhi PAGAL Krega.


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Santa:Mujhe Us Ladki se bachao.
Banta:Kyu ?
Santa:Jabse maine kaha"dil cheer ke dekh tera hi naam hoga",
Saali Chaku le ke pichhe hi pad gayi Hai.!....

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Bikari:Saab, 4 rupaia do, chai pina hai.
Sir:Chai to Rs.2 ki hai?
bhikari: Sath me girlfriend bhi hai.
Sir: bikari ho kar b GF bana lia?
bhikari: Nehi saab,GF ne bikari bana diya.

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(-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-)
Ye sab hamari site per visit nahi karte the sabko ghajini bana diya.
Ab soch lo,bal pyare He ya Ghajini bna den.

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Aap me 10 qualities Hai
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1-Aap bahut ache Ho.
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2-Aap es duniya may sabse smart hai.
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3-Aap sabse jyada inteligent hai.
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4-5-6-7-8-9-10-Baki Mazak Kal krenge.

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Arz kiya hai, Rani ka surname hai mukherjee.
rani ka surname hai mukherjee.
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Boost is the secret of my energy.


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Aapko, HINDI ka ek word bhejta hu, Jise aap aage se padho ya pichhe se, aapko aapka hi naam dikhai dega.
" U L L U "Hai na kamal Ka NAAM.

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Sardar ko ladki hui.
biwi-sunoji jab ye badi hogi to ladke ise ptayege.
srdr maine is problem ka solution dundh liya hai hum iska naam DIDI rakhege.
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Mere ghar ke samne se bhagi ek "ghodi"
"wah.wah"
mere ghar ke samne se bhagi ek "ghodi"
"wah wah"
fir bhage tum aur
"rab ne bnadi jodi"
Ab bol
"wah wah"


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Agar Aap Chahte Hain Ke
Aapka Ghar Paak Ho Jaye
Ghar Me Farishte Bhi Ayein
Ghar Me Barkat Ho
Koi Pareshani Na Ho
To
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Aap Foran Ghar Se Nikal Jayein..

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Congratulation!!!
SMS Na karne pe apko M.B.A. ki Degree di jati hai.
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M.B.A. means member of Bhikhari Association.
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Chalo ab ye sms dusre Bhikariyon ko send karo

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Welcome to Dosti Helpline
Khushi pane k liye 1dabaye.
Muskurane k liye 2dabaye,
Mujhse dosti k liye 3dabaye,
Mujhse chhutkara pane k liye
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apna gala dabaye..

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'GHANTA'
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1 Din Ka 24 'GHANTA'
Usme..
7 Sone ke
9 Kamane ke
3 Traveling ke
1 Toilet-Bath ke
2 Khane Pine ke
2 Biwi Bachche ke
Apne Liye Bacha Kya?
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GHANTA...


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Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota..
Aaj humara bhi BANK BALANCE hota Agar Dada humaara DIWAANA NA HOTA!!

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Girl:-Ur Name?
Boy:-Black Lion
Girl:-R U joking?
Boy-:No, it means Kalu Singh
& ur's?
Girl-: soft Underwear
Boy:- R U joking?
Girl:- No, it means komal Chadda

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kya hua?
sms factory me hadtaal hai,
Ya inbox kangaal hai,
Ya phir balance ka akaal hai,
Agar nahi to kyo bura haal hai,
Sms kro tumari izzat ka swal hai.

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Lab pe aati h dua bnke tamnna meri,
Sim band ho jaye Allah kre teri,
Puri dunya me ujala ho jay,
Jo mujhe sms na kre Allah kre uska rang kala ho jaye...


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